…two years to go. Three hours ago I officially finished my first semester of grad school! Whoo Hoo You know, it wasn’t all that bad. And as long as I did ok on the paper I had to submit today I’ll end up with an A in both classes…please do ok…please do ok… For the next month I can focus on the really important things in my life like eating, sleeping, and cleaning my room. And oh yeah, that online Arkansas History class I want to knock out before the next semester starts. And in honor of my semester completion, Psych is airing TWO new episodes tonight. You’re welcome North America, you’re welcome.
Right now the #1 movie is The Social Network. I haven’t seen it and don’t really plan on it. Not that I’m hating on the movie, but I’m on facebook enough and don’t need to sit for two hours to learn about its origins. But I imagine geeks everywhere are feeling vindication that finally, FINALLY, they are making headway into being “cool” with mainstream pop culture. The Big Bang Theory is high in the TV ratings, Steve Wozniak competed on Dancing with the Stars, and I understand Comic Con is a pretty big deal.
It just seems that the past couple of years has seen a rise in geekhood. Go Geeks! Right on the heels (fine, it’s not on the heels but a random survey that was forwarded to me) comes out a survey listing the top 10 geekiest cities in the US. Go ahead and look at #6. Seriously? Conway, Arkansas made it on this list? It states that one of its contributing factors is that it’s a college town – one of those colleges being where I attend.
A lot of adjectives come to mind when I think of my hometown but geeky has never been one of them. So I looked up the definition of geek (yikes, is that a geeky thing to do?) and read this:
“Formerly, the term referred to a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken, bat, snake or bugs.”
Err, what? So what this is really telling me is that Ozzy Osborne should be teaching my theory and analysis class. Well that would definitely make it more entertaining. Remember the episode of the Osborne show when Ozzy couldn’t figure out how to use the TV remote control?…..oh the irony.
Let me tell you about my afternoon today. It wasn’t the craziest or most hectic afternoon I’ve ever had. There weren’t any real emergencies or life or death problems. But it was one of THOSE afternoons. I was supposed to get off work today at 2:00. Around 11:00 or so the lady I work for asked if I would be willing to stay a little bit late so she could take care of some family stuff. Normally I totally wouldn’t care but I have class on Wednesday nights and I was nervous at what staying a little bit later actually meant.
She assured me absolutely no later than 3:00 and there was a good chance she would in fact be back by 2:oo. I end up staying and hear from her husband that apparently some other family problem came up and he wasn’t sure when she was going to make it back. Enter a little nervousness on my part here.
I’m watching the clock like a crazy person, imagining the worst possible scenario possible when she shows up a little after 2:30. Phew. I have three hours to get done what I need to and get to class. Plenty of time.
I get home and immediately go to the computer to check email and since it’s a class night, I needed to log onto my student account and pull some information from my class. Naturally I discover our internet connection is down. I call my mom to see if it was working when she was home a couple of hours earlier on her lunch break. It was. I’ve now discovered it’s only recently gone down and of course I missed my apparent window of opportunity to log on.
While I’m on the phone with her, I see a furry rodent scurry into view. Oh crap. I go into my brother’s room and sure enough, his three gerbils have escaped by gnawing a giant hole through some tape and plastic. Lovely. And it’s no surprise they would choose their jail break now because my brother is out of town and won’t be back until the weekend. Smart little devils.
It takes me over an hour to finally catch Scribbles. I’m now sweaty and really dirty. Want to discover how dirty your house really is? Let loose some gerbils and try to track them down. It’s now about 3:45. Still have plenty of time to get ready and eat before I have to be to class.
Right about at this point my mom, who came home when she heard about the escapees, discovered gerbil #2 – Scruffalufagus. I’m going on record to say that my mom is completely afraid of gerbils and was basically no help in catching them. Regardless, she found him and it took me another half hour to finally catch him.
I know have an hour and fifteen min. to shower, eat, and get to campus. Shower is now done and while I’m getting ready I realize that the internet is still out and unless I call about it, there’s a good chance it won’t come back up until sometime tomorrow afternoon when I finally get a free moment to call.
So then I’m on the phone with the internet people and it’s taking longer than usual to get the problem resolved. As I’m on hold I make a unpleasant discovery. I completely bypassed shaving my right let. Hello, my entire right leg. Now I’ve missed patches before and once a partial back of the leg but the whole thing?? BLARG!! The realization is short lived because the lady comes back on and I begin plugging and unplugging cords and try to fumble my way through computer lingo but finally the internet was up and running.
The time is 5:15 and I have 15 min. to finish getting ready, eat, and get to campus. Needless to say I looked worse than usual and forgot about eating. Three hours of my life down followed by another three hours sitting in a classroom discussing the analysis and theories of the classroom – boo – and did it all on an empty stomach – double boo!!
I spent the last hour or so looking for Leroy – gerbil #3 – but to no avail. I hope tomorrow he wonders out into the open because I don’t know if I’ll find him if he doesn’t. It’s now after midnight and I’m heading to bed so I can get up in a few and start it all over again.
*Update: I kept looking until 12:30 this morning. Finally I got in bed and just as I was about to fall asleep I heard him. So I spent ANOTHER hour – yes, it’s now 1:30 in the morning – and finally catch him. All gerbils are present and accounted for – the gerbil drama is officially over.