I was wandering around Target this afternoon and made my usual stop at the movies to see if there were any exceptional deals going on (there weren’t by the way). I was completely lost in the world of cinema when I heard a female ask in a very baby voice, “Do you think you’ll want to pee in this one? Or do you think you’ll want to pee in this one?” Uh….and that’s when I looked up and discovered that the movies were next to the baby section and the lady wasn’t talking to me at all. Phew. That was a close one.