Remember when I was visiting my sister in Illinois and mentioned this dandy little store?
Where you can buy anything from school supplies to farm equipment to clothing. This store is such a small town throw back that they still use their own local form of credit for farmers:
In the last post I told you about the Anti-Monkey Butt Powder and wipes I found on the shelves but today I’m concentrating solely on the various T-shirts Rural King has to offer. And what an offer it is.
Let’s start with the kiddies shall we?
Ribbons and bows and camo clothes, that’s what little girls are made of. And here I thought I was made of sugar and spice and all that’s nice. Thanks for finally setting me straight Rural King.
That deer doesn’t look like he fears anybody. Looks more like he’s crazed and rabid.
I’ll just go ahead and say this now, hunting creeps me out. I don’t understand it, have never understood it, and I hope I never will understand it. And I can tell you that no child of mine will EVER wear a shirt like this one.
Let’s move on the the grown up shirts. Some are for the ladies:
Winning style – head to hoof! Oh brother. Seriously, why would a girl WANT to be a barn beauty? What does that even mean? That you beat out the cows and pigs in a beauty contest? “It was a close one Ethel but in the end you win. Ol Bessie just isn’t the same since she came down with mad cow. Congratulations .”
Wow. That’s a bit extreme. Must be some tractor…or some crappy boyfriend. I guarantee the girl wearing that shirt wears this one as well:
Boys, don’t feel left out. This one’s for you:
Let’s take a closer look because is just gets better and better:
Hubba hubba. I’m especially digging the farmer’s tan.
These next few were in the men’s section but I guess could go either way:
I was told there’s some competition between John Deere and Red Tractors. I don’t know if Red Tractor is the official name of a line of tractors or if it’s just a color war between red and green. Either way, it explains these next couple of shirts:
Since there are no Red Tractor shirts to be found and John Deere is so heavily represented, I’m going to guess Rural King has gone green.
Don’t think mom’s weren’t going to be represented. It is Mother’s Day after all.
…Or she might stick you in one of those hunting shirts.
I saved my favorite for last. In honor of this brand of clothing:
Rural King proudly presents you with this:
I’m not gonna lie. I seriously considered this one. And the best part was this was a hoodie and not a T-shirt. In the clothing world, hoodies are my weakness. I guess there’s always next time.