This is a conversation I had with a 4 year old at work today:
4 yr. old: Why do you have a ring on your toe? Are you married?
Me: Uh, no I just like it I guess.
4 yr. old: When are you going to get married?
Me: I don’t know. When are you going to get married?
4 yr. old: (cocks her head to the side and thinks) Well…a few days after I get older.
Me: Yeah, me too. High five.