It’s no secret that I’ve been out of a job for a little over a year. And it’s no secret that I’m not too sad about this. However, the numbers in my bank account are getting smaller and since spring is coming quickly and I need money to buy a tanning pass, I’ve been thinking of what I could do for work.
Give me a C! Give me an H! Give me an E E R! What’s that spell? I don’t know because I’m only four! Yeah!
What little girl wouldn’t be a professional cheerleader given the option? You get to run around and dance, wear sparkly clothes, and shake noisy plastic ribbons around. And as an adult, if you can look past the fact you have to run around and dance, wear sparkly clothes, and shake noisy plastic ribbons around, it could be a perfect job. I bet the association even pays for the tanning.
Ok, so it’s not EXACTLY a bull but that plastic Dumbo served it’s purpose. If only it hadn’t popped and leaked air, you could be reading the blog of a fearless bull rider right now.
Still trying to keep the rodeo dream alive. This one could have totally worked except for two things 1) I did not own a horse and 2) I did not own a pair of cowboy boots. It’s just not the same in sneakers.
Bet you can’t guess what I going for in this picture.
Told you, you couldn’t guess. Peter Jackson wouldn’t return any of my calls but I know I could have played a better Legolas. Unlike Orlando, my hair was real.
…everything i wanna do has already been done.
why would i wanna go and do it again?
everybody…plays guitar. -Reel Big Fish
And that’s why I went with the plastic trumpet. Gotta keep it fresh, ya know! Naturally my aim was to be the guy who plays at the start of the horse races
And don’t think his snazzy outfit intimidated me. No sir, I did what I could by accessorizing my trumpet with not only my own outfit but with my mom’s next to me. I don’t see how this one could have failed.
Ooh yeah, the money shot! I was born to be a rock star. Check out my ubber cool tutu I was stylin back in the day. Take that Avrail Lavine, I was rocking this look long before you were born.
I was just too ahead of my time.