I didn’t get my first car until I was 21 years old. Sure, I drove myself to school when I was 16. But the family poop, brown minivan hardly constitutes as my first car. Neither does the blue Plymouth station wagon affectionately christened D.D. (del diablo or “of the devil”). Don’t get me wrong, these were great for cramming as many people imaginable inside but they were hardly the beacon of motorized style. No, I was just paying my dues. And in time I was the proud owner of this little beauty:
I know what you’re thinking but don’t hate. This rotting piece of tin was mine for three months, getting me from Laie to Honolulu everyday for my internship. And don’t worry, I’m pretty sure I got a tetanus shot not longer after I took these pictures.
It had so much to offer. Two tone brown rust color body work, actual rust, holes from the salty sea watered air (what you can’t see is a massive chunk of hood missing from just such a hole), and check out that snazzy ceiling cover. The spare tire was flat (which I discovered as a result of an unfortunate incident with a flat tire that I may have to blog about some time) and had a nice film cover of spider webs in the inside and I discovered live roaches, yes you read that correctly, live roaches living in the trunk (which I also discovered as a result of the unfortunate flat tire incident).
By the end of the summer the car produced and incredibly loud popping sound whenever I turned the wheel in any direction…something about the front wheel bearings or axles? And by the end I could only drive for about 30 or 40 minutes before the car overheated and I’d have to pull over, let it cool down, and dump water in it. And who could forget the crazy night when both of the headlights went out when I was still a half hour from campus? And how I couldn’t replace the bulbs because someone had stripped the screws and I had to take it to a mechanic who charged me $20 to change them even though it took him two minutes and I brought the new bulbs with me. Or the time when both windshield wipers went out the same day during a rain shower (and no, I’m not kidding)?
But hey, the radio worked and miraculously someone actually paid me money for it when I left. Good thing or else I was just going to abandon it in a parking lot or push it off the cliff into the ocean….just kidding…sort of.